Wah re mohabbat
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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..
AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.
Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay NE pakar kar khob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.
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Girl: can I kiss a man?
Molvi: Astaghfirullah,
Girl: Can I Kiss a Married man?
Molvi: Nauauzubillah,
Girl: can I kiss u?
Molvi: Bismillah
Kids View of Marriage and Relationships
Kids View of Marriage and Relationships
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10
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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twentythree is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6
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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8
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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9
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WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich." Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8
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IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, 9
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaperchanging." Kirsten, age 10
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HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now." Roberta, age 7
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Alan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10
*******
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twentythree is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." Freddie, age 6
*******
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8
*******
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8
*******
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8.
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10
*******
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9
*******
WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich." Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8
*******
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." Anita, 9
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaperchanging." Kirsten, age 10
*******
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8
"You can be sure of one thing the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now." Roberta, age 7
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 10
Urgent Requirement for Dev/Tech Leads in Cmmi Level 5 Company, Trivandrum!
This is greetings from Adroit Solutions from Bangalore.
It is regarding Excellent Job Opening in US Technology for Trivandrum Location.
URL of the Company : (www.ust-global.com)
Job Description :
Position : Tech Lead
Strong .NET 2.0 skills with ASP.NET, together with AJAX.
Strong .NET 3.0 skills primarily in WCF; knowledge of WF is desirable; Knowledge of LINQ is desirable in .NET 3.5.
Strong skills in XML and XSLT
Excellent communication & Presentation skills
Experience : 6 to 8 years
Work Location: Trivandrum
If this interests you send in your updated resume with the following details:
Current Ctc :
Expected Ctc :
Notice Period :
Total Experience :
Relevant Experience :
IT Experience :
If not kindly pass on the requirement to your friends who are interested.
Regards
Chandra Shekar
Adroit Solutions (www.adroit-solutions.com)
Bangalore
Ph : 080-26713947 Extn – 23
Urgent Opening for .net with visual studio!!!
VertX Solutions, a Chennai-based Recruitment Services organization.
Currently, we have exciting job opportunity with one of our clients,US Technology to be based in Trivandrum.
The requirement is as follows
Total Experience: 4+ Yrs
Required Skill: .net with visual studio
Job Description:
.net technology with 4 + years of experience.
The profiles should match with the specifications mentioned below:
NET (Junior Architect) with Visual Studio Experience.
The Skill set required:-
- Exposure to Visual Studio SDK, Visual Studio Extensibility model.
- Excellent knowledge in C# (preferably in 3.0 and/or 3.5) and .NET framework.
- Good Knowledge in WPF and Winforms
Experience : 4+
Location: Trivandrum
If you are interested, kindly send your updated profile to lakshmip@vertxsolutions.net with the following details.
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Total Exp:
Exp in .net with visual studio:
Current CTC:
Expected CTC:
Notice Period:
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Kindly refer your friends who are looking for a change.
Looking forward to hear from you
Thanks & Regards
Lakshmi.P
Associate Consultant
VertX Solutions
Old No.17, New No.64, 10th Avenue
Ashok Nagar, Chennai – 600 082
Phone: +91 44 4305 4315 / 16
Mobile: +91 9790975589
Visit us @ www.Vertxsolutions.net
Opening for Core Java professionals in RBS
Urgent opening:
for core java professionals at team member and lead roles with Royal bank of Scotland,Gurgaon.
Experience:4-10yrs
Please mail your profiles in word format asap to kopal.khanna@manpower.co.in
Regards
Kopal Khanna
Manpower Services
Delhi
Urgent opening
opening for J2EE(Project Leader,Mumbai Location).
Please do mention the following details in your mail.
1. Current CTC
2. Expected CTC
3. Contact Number
4. Suitable time to call
5. Date of Joining
6. Location preference
Jisha George M
KROWNOS
No:30,Trustpuram,
2nd Cross Street,Kodambakkam,
Chennai-600 024
Ph:9884587997
jisha@ krownos.com
www.krownos.com
Please do mention the following details in your mail.
1. Current CTC
2. Expected CTC
3. Contact Number
4. Suitable time to call
5. Date of Joining
6. Location preference
Jisha George M
KROWNOS
No:30,Trustpuram,
2nd Cross Street,Kodambakkam,
Chennai-600 024
Ph:9884587997
jisha@ krownos.com
www.krownos.com
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