Wah re mohabbat

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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli "wah re mohabbat"
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila

 

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Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p

 

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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main chala gaya. Frishtay NE pakar kar khob mara.

Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.

 

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Girl: can I kiss a man?
Molvi: Astaghfirullah,
Girl: Can I Kiss a Married man?
Molvi: Nauauzubillah,
Girl: can I kiss u?
Molvi: Bismillah